DEAR CELLS - JUICE ME UP!

A letter from your 30 Trillion Cells to You - their owner. It has been a harrowing season, full of frigid temperatures, exhaust from cars, furnaces, factories and cigarettes. We trillions of cells have been inundated with toxins. You and I need to have a chat about getting healthy. Have you thought about doing a cleanse? Maybe even a juice cleanse? Listen up!

There are about thirty trillion of us little guys floating around in here and we have a message for you. Our cell walls have been flooded with trans fats, thanks to the Standard North American diet you decided to eat. We hate to complain, but those bad fats make our cell walls stiff and tired. That makes pushing waste out a nearly impossible for us. It’s like trying to shove a tuba through a garden hose! It doesn’t work! Eventually, we are going give up on you and when that happens, you might cry because, well, diseases are no picnic. But don’t blame us. We tried to warn you.

Over in the lung department, we have been getting loads of complaints from alveoli and other special lung cells because some bright light decided to inhale cigarette smoke all day long. Just try getting oxygen down here with all that smoke and tar! We are strong and many in number, but we lung cells can’t fight against those deadly fumes forever. Smoking may be fun for you but down here, we have had enough.

A little lower down, the big waste removal department, located in the liver, took a five-minute break to advise you about your alcohol intake. This liver is getting fatty! It’s working overtime to clear out everything that passes between your lips (or however else you decide to put things in your body). Know this! Us liver cells are exhausted. We hepatocytes work through the night to sweep up, clean up and clear out all the garbage. We do a good job. But we could use a hand from you. Would you please try Eating Clean? It would give us a big break.

And your guts! Wow! Don’t get me started! If you could see what we can see down here in your stomach and intestines! You would strike. I mean you definitely would NOT show up for work. There is so much inflammation from gluten and foods you really shouldn’t eat because you are allergic to them, it’s ripping holes in your intestinal wall. Our friendly cells in the colon are fed up with not being able to see the light. So much crap down here! We have to get things moving - right on out of here. We cells can make it easier for you, lighten the load so to speak, if you would just Eat Clean.

Your pancreas would be so pleased if you could cut out the sugar. For heaven’s sake, how much insulin do you think we can pump out in a day? We get tired too you know. Nobody needs as much sugar as you are pouring in - cookies, cakes, candies, booze, chocolate, bread, crackers. It’s making you sick - just wait for it - and overweight, tired and grumpy. Try that amazing Strike Sugar program Ms. Reno created. It would give us a break and maybe then you would feel well enough to keep it clean forever! Oh happy day! Yes please!

It’s not all doom and gloom. We cells are resilient and forgiving. If you treat us nicely we will return the favour with glowing, beautiful, clean health. Here’s our recommendation: pick up a download of Tosca Reno’s 5-Day Juice Cleanse. Let the nutrients from those gorgeous juices fill us up. We cells love greens, herbs, fruits and good stuff like that. Just watch how fast we turn it around for you. Juice up, then follow up with the 4-Week Cleanse by Ms Reno and you will be a happy, healthy camper.

Love ya! 30 Trillion Cells!

PS. Are you juicing yet? Tell us how you hope to feel better in the comments section below. Then we will love you right back.

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